Top 7 Android Phones To Replace Your Galaxy Note 7

Are you like normal people and do you appreciate a cellphone not blowing the hell up? Then this article is right up your alley! I mean, I can’t blame people for not wanting exploding electronics anywhere near their genitalia. It sounds like some method of torture a Bond villain would use. Like in Casino Royale how they sat Bond down on a chair buck-ass nekkid and flung a club into his wee-hoo. That level of torture give me good bumps.
Since the Holidays are quickly approaching, it might make some sense to start looking for stuff to spend all that sweet Christmas money on. And for you Black Friday shoppers: don’t trample people – shop online. Get with the program. There’s no real use in turning this into an “Apple is better because it doesn’t explode” list, so we’re sticking purely to Android replacements for your handheld bombing device. Let’s take a look at some of the best android phones money can buy that hold little to no short-term risk to your personal health.

7. Sony Xperia Z5 Premium
It was bound to happen, but here it is: the first 4k phone. While this may sound amazing, this essentially means the phone is more expensive and the battery drains a lot faster. There’s also no real innovation in the phone design, but I mean, how far can you go in designing what’s essentially a rectangle? The phone has an amazing 23 MP camera, is water resistant and has a top notch fingerprint scanner. It has 32 GB of internal memory and weighs only 180 grams. The display on this one is absolutely huge with 5,5 inches. Note to guys out there: 5,5 inches is only huge for smartphone screens.